Friday May 17 @ 06:31pmshall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
Friday May 17 @ 06:23pmI wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

Friday May 17 @ 06:22pmA news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
Friday May 17 @ 06:21pmhey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
thank god you’re safe
they have me tied up
Friday May 17 @ 06:20pmthe snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
Friday May 17 @ 06:20pmmy school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school




