shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
thank god you’re safe
they have me tied up
the snack that smiles back
what is wrong with this website
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school