It really sucks loving someone you can’t trust.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
nichvlas: I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.
thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasson: thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here thank god you’re safe they have me tied up
thelittleturtleduck: doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
She gets on you Under your skin like a tattoo She’ll always be there She...– “Staring At The Sun” Jason Aldean (via redneck-jdawg)
royalteens: i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
makeitzayn: i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
parrotcakes: IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...– Anonymous (via ho-isshortforhoney)
turklet: why are boys so fucking cute i’m going to jump off a cliff
idriveyourtruckk: thebeautyofsoundd: ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD LOLOLOL THAT’S TOO...
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.